lifehack
if you catch and fight the UPS guy and win you get to keep all the packages in the truck
if you catch and fight the UPS guy and win you get to keep all the packages in the truck
the night before i have to wake up early always makes me feel like im on death row or something
on the first day of class my astronomy professor asked us why the night sky was dark. if our universe is infinite, how can there be spaces between the stars? he didn’t answer the question until the last day– because our universe is relatively young, and is still growing. it is finite. not enough stars or galaxies have been formed to fill up the entire night sky.
but what that means to me is that somewhere, in an older universe, the night sky looks like a tapestry of diamonds. somewhere darkness is pale white and glittering. imagine being so surrounded. i haven’t gotten that image out of my head ever since– you could never navigate under such a sky but god it sounds lovely
The VelociPastor (2018) dir. Brendan Steere
This is true art
That jump is the funniest shit
it took me a LONG time to work out that this is “life on a boat” and not like, “physics just said fuck you today”
So THAt’s what sailors mean by sea legs
something about reference frames
there’s a reason traditional sailing vessels had hammocks instead of bunk beds.
I can’t help but feel I’m obliged to reblog this even tho I really don’t feel like I should.